Paparazzi Slammed By Gate Arm

It looks like one of Lindsay Lohan's prayers was answered. The one for the successful movie comeback is still pending.

Louis CK explains exactly why farts are funny and why you're stupid if you don't agree. To be honest, it's a pretty convincing argument. Even if you think toilet humour is puerile, you have to agree that he has a point.

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

What if everyone in your town was going insane & the military were shooting everyone on sight? Who would you turn to?

Sometimes the dog bites you - And sometimes you bite the dog - And sometimes you are just a totally insane psycho - I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

Watch out! It's Spongebob's DARK side.. LOL

It's a decision none of us wan't to be presented with. A movie theater full of big, hairy, tattooed bikers and only two seats left. The only real question is; are you a man or just not that into the film?

Drinkiing like a BOSS! A couple of grandma's shotgun their beers after the Michigan football game. It looks impressive but they failed to crush the cans on their foreheads afterwards.

Now this is something you don't see every day, but it does have an advantage! Riding backwards on a scooter just makes it easier for you to see people laughing at you.

This guy’s got a whole barrel of excuses as to why he may’ve strayed while with his girlfriend, from shrooms to peyote, drugs can really make you do anything. But don’t worry, a diamond makes it all better.