Governor Accuses Opponent Of Giving Boners

New Mexico's gubernatorial candidate Diane Denish accuses her opponent Susana Martinez of giving big, fat boners, but everyone knows she has been against big, fat boners her whole career.

If you didn't feel that Zombieland gave enough pointers on how to survive when the entire world has been overrun with shambling flesh hungry undead, here are a few more pointers from some Youtube film makers.

If you missed it, a bloke called Felix Bum Gardener fell out of a hot air balloon. It was pretty high at the time and it was all totes on purpose. The whole deal was paid for by a canned diabetes company that wishes to remain anonymous.

She's lying on her back and she's got her pink friend with her...that'll be her phone then - HAWT!

Two Irish guys give the best commentary ever to Miley Cyrus’ eyebrow-raising video for “Wrecking Ball”. With gems like “Who knows what infections the wrecking ball may have caught from Miley?” - LOLAGE.

Heads will roll in the marketing department for this scooter which is called the Y Fliker but in the commercial it sounds like they're saying "wife licker"—won't somebody, please, THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

It might sound like a fast food chicken wrap with ring stinging chilies in it, but this is actually a tornado made of fire. Yep, just when you thought Australia couldn't get any more dangerous, along come fire tornadoes.

There's nothing like the competitiveness felt between two life-long friends, so when one of them challenges you to a game of H-O-R-S-E, you pick up that basketball and you bring it. You bring it good.

Ladies in attention grabbing garb pick up the mantle of the hula hoopist. It almost supernatural how entertaining it can be rotating rhythmically around a scantily clad lady's midsection. I could do it all day, every day.

Probably one of the more unusual morning rituals, even for a dog. 'Chaos' here likes to wake himself up in the mornings by sliding down the staircase on his side. Is he unique or just 'special'?

It's getting close to the witching hour as October's end approaches - This Halloween classic reminds us that Halloween in the hood means one thing: jawbreakers.