LMAO: Cat Fails at Short Jump

A cat attempts a 4 foot jump off a table to a railing and comes up about 3 1/2 feet short.

That's what you get! You don't ever run on a baseball field especially in Fenway Park. Since the lockout happened Patriots players on the on field security.

A woman demonstrates an extremely creepy toilet in Japan. The Japanese demonstrate their efficiency once again with a toilet that scares the crap out of you and sends you running out of the bathroom, screaming.

Are you having trouble using normal condoms then this could be the solution for you. But it probably wont be, but just ignore the disclaimers and you'll be fine.

Some how Ryan Kennedy has managed to get all these people to make invites to his birthday party. Just imagine what would happen if he decided to run for president.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Social networking, Amazon, YouTube, FourSquare, all the usual suspects are here, relating the story of Jesus’s birth through the medium of intertubes.

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

From the wonderful free state of North Korea comes this informative video tutorial for photoshop. Full of useful tips on how to glorify the magnificent leader and emphasize his mourners grief, it's a must-see!

Thought about having a baby?! See what yours would look like and enter them into the beauty pageant.

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.