Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

If you actually kick through the fence, make sure you're wearing a cup.

Probably not their ACTUAL name but it's what they shall henceforth be known as. As far as rockets/torpedoes go they're pretty badass. They're so badass in fact that they can even set the ocean on fire. WTF!?

This guy might look like a tramp but he's actually a highly skilled magician. He might not have the budget of the likes of Daniel Copperfield but I reckon if he could fit the statue of liberty up his sleeve, he could nick it.

ZeFrank tackles another freaky critter in one of his amusing educational videos. This time it's a bug-eyed monkey mouse called the Tarzier. They're freaky as all hell, but kinda cute in a way too.

This Canadian sports reporter forgets that he is doing a live report from the Chicago Blackhawks United Center and his reaction to his mess up is awesome.

This dude is pretty good at woodwork. His friends call him the wood whisperer. Possibly. He manages to somehow craft a lampshade out of a log. His next project is to make curtains and some scatter-cushions.

This trolldad has four little kids - he seems to wear a Batman mask all day, trolling his family and filming it all so he can upload it to Vine for the megalolz—they call him... BatDad! And he is the most hilarious dad ever.

There are no clean getaways, especially if you have trouble even getting into a car wash in the first place. Somehow i reckon this will be his last ever visit to such an establishment - LMAO

Some industrious fellow has gone and created a fully functioning Doc Brown DeLorean in GTA complete with a flux capacitor that fluxes, programmable time circuits and a tank full of plutonium. How awesome is that!?

Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys or arctic explorers. No more, now the geek rules and they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.