Septic Tank Fail

OH SHIT! There's some things you just shouldn't be messing around with. A tank full of crap is one of them. Proof that humans still have a lot to learn when it comes to having a movement!

In most countries legal road racing is a thing of the past. Not on the Isle of Man. Over there it's a national institution. Here's a montage of racing highlights and some impressive but non-fatal bails.

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

You'd have to be nuts to turn down a good keg stand. Welcome back to college, everybody!

This Panda gets pissed off at a branch after it snaps and causes him to fall out of a tree. It's a definite case of tree-karma at it's best!

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

If you don't watch Community then you are a bad person and you deserve to feel bad. Go buy the DVDs, rent them or do what you gotta do and then you can join the conversation. Here's a clip in case you're uncertain.

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.

You could kick a polar bear in the nuts but it pales into insignificance when compared with jumping out of a helicopter up then flying within 10ft of a jagged mountain-face daring death to come and get you!

Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain. But don’t cry for him, coz he’s already dead y’all.

They might not be able to jump but as this seriously jammy reporter illustrates, they can swoosh one in from the halfway line just fine. Unless this is a sneaky viral of course, but I doubt that.