Turtle Escape Fail

Classic example for this turtle of one step forward and two steps back. Sometimes in life it isn't as easy as you think to make a clean escape!

I don't really put much stock in anything a clairvoyant says. If they're claiming supernatural powers, they're either mentally unstable or professional con artists. This guy feels the same way and proves it!

Canoeing isn't something I've ever realy wanted to do. Fast flowing water full of sharp rocks? No thanks. These guys show off how cool it can be while confirming my decision to never ever try it for myself.

If you're looking for the greatest Katy Perry cover ever you've come to the wrong place. Mind you, if you're surfing the internet looking for Katy Perry cover songs then you probably deserve this.

God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!

This little dog can dance better than you. But thats nothing really heavy to worry about because he may also freak out chicks better than you do too. So it's all good!

Festive lolz abound with as the classic Christmas Carol story gets added innuendo in the form of bleeped out words. It's amazing what kind of filth you mind replaces words with when they're bleeped out!

Have you herd the one about the shepherds who lit up their flock? It's un-baa-lievable - OMG!

He's more wheel now than man! Just check this guy out, his name is Jean-Yves Blondeau & he is well weapon - They see him rollin', they hatin'!

Now this is beyond cruel! The hypnotist made everyone believe they were fighter pilots in a dogfight and had to eject their plane - FAIL!

This guy's angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.