Double Suicide Slide Into Empty Pool

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Wow. This movie has pretty much every ingredient to make it a total classic, hot chicks in leather wielding guns and kicking A! And as if that wasn't enough it's got samurai ninjas with huge machine guns too. F#ck yea!

Charlie Brooker gives us his thoughts on the whole KONY 2012 capaign and illuminates some sinister details about the company that started it; Invisible Children.

Cavemen had it tough, all that hunting, but it was great for the tough guy image. All he needed then was a bit of leather to get loadsa chicks!

Relationships would be a lot simpler if everybody was just honest with each other. They'd be a lot more brutal too, but at least everyone would know exactly where they stand and what's expected of them.

This is Lithuanian Žydrūnas Savickas who lifts, albeit momentarily, over 523kg of weight. Okay, it might not be above his head, but still, you wouldn't want to have a quarrel with the guy.

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

Want to know the secret behind Lewis Hamilton's exceptional wins? It's all to do with his mobile...WTF?

Are you sick of those gay, lame perfume commercials, that are supposed to drive women wild? It was only a matter of time before someone made a parody and here it is. Perfect

These ants work together in a bizarre way to drag a centipede across the ground, stringing themselves together so they can pull their hoard along and take it back to the nest. Just don't fall asleep near them.

Who knew that fat chump from that excruciatingly insipid Halifax advert was such a fat ass MC, blud. Just check him and his crew out in the new Halifax ad where they’ve taken a different musical direction.