Vacation At Shuffles!

Forget Sandals. It's got nothing on Shuffles! Come enjoy the wonderful scenery as you dip your toned buttocks in the pool! I've booked my vacation already.

This chick not only takes out two motorcycles while parking but also smashes into four cars.

A small plane comes in for a landing and slams a massive bird that gets stuck on its left wing.

This dog has some sea world potential. -Cool!

Now that he's blown his cover, he'll most likely be waiting for a spaceship to take him home.. LOL

Sneaky Jimmy Kimmel tricked members of the public into thinking they were looking at the new iPhone 5, when they were just seeing the old 4S. But if they weren’t such dotards they’d know the 5 looks different to the old one.

He requires a minimum of 8.75 pats per hour, two fifteen minute sessions of chewing on shoes, one hour-long nap, and you have to pick up his crap. I say it's totally worth it.

Sounds like a pretty impressive feat, right? like one that could all too easily end in disaster for everyone in a 5 meter radius of the attemps? Yep, that's what I thought too. Wait for it, wait for it...

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

This will restore your faith and aspiration to the playboy life and getting fit chicks onto the deck !

There's a lot of nonsense being spouted about 2012 and ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts and science. Enjoy.