Lightning Strikes Twice

Forget all those old wives tales and sayings. After a lightning bolt strikes within 50 feet of this chick she calls him over and while his back is turned another bolt strikes directly behind him.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

It's kinda like thug life, but more likely to play catch with you in the back yard. Yes, this is what happens when dads turn their hand to the rap game. It's a lot less cringe worthy than you might think..

Laughing at fat chicks is the very reason I drag my sorry ass out from under the covers each morning. So you can only imagine my joy at seeing a fat chick faceplanting when trying to jump through a gymnastic hoop.

You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but this doesn't apply to cats. Kaiser is great with my rats, enjoys going on walks, playing in the bath tub and he thrives on doing tricks!

Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.

Sometimes the dog bites you - And sometimes you bite the dog - And sometimes you are just a totally insane psycho - I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.

It might not exactly be a muff-mobile, the ladies might not flock to it like flies to poop, but you gotta admit, it's pretty damn impressive that this thing can still move under it's own steam.

This is breaking news. Toddler-faced teen goon Bieber is actually a nasty predatory pedo who disguises himself as a pre-adolescent sexless emo just to attract teenage girls. Shocking .....And true!?

This is a cool way to make a fairground ride waay more exciting - It looks like they found a way to increase their vertical, but they still can't dunk the ball!

If you didn't watch the trailer for the Spiderman reboot with a strange sense of deja vu then you've probably got a real short memory span. Either way, there's plenty of material here for Screen Junkies to mock.