Exotic Dancing FAIL!

I know she wanted to bring the house down with her routine, but this is taking it waay too far - the show's not started yet! This isn't what I imagined The Hurt Locker to be like. I expected much more from an Oscar winner!

It's ok, no one was seriously injured in this crash. That aside, what the show was attempting to do was pit a Corvette ZR1 against an AH1 Cobra helicopter. The helicopter lost.

It's true what they say, size DOES matter and in this case it's just one inch. This kid faceplants hard into the edge of a curb after coming up just short on a fence jump.

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

This is one of those things where if you make it all the way to the end the phrase double oh will seem strange and alien to you and you’ll never be able to watch a Bond movie again. You’re welcome.

A cringingly bad advert for a frankly repellant product hailing from India. Sick and tired of that saggy old perforated hymen? Never fear, there's a cream for that! Now they just need a cream to relieve saggy chesticles...

While you were busy working and going out drinking and socializing and sitting in a dark room by the light of a monitor throughout March, these people were making things happen. Or trying to make things happen.

Time to 'Go wild - Go wild in the country!' - Who ever thought hay baling could be so much fun? Strip down and have a nice fun roll in the hay!

Fed up with never finding his bucket the walrus has found a new love dancing to Michael Jackson :)

Guys, remember that a girl is never best pleased that she is not the center of your universe - This chick found out her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend and took out her anger on his new car. OUCH!

I'm sure that if she needs some live subjects instead of a popsicle to practice on there would be no shortage, I'll lead the way!