Spring Cleaning WTF-Ness?

Some things are best left where they are - This dude is doing a little spring cleaning and is surprised at what falls out of his rug after a long winter.

It wasn't like this when I was a kid. These guys have perfected their art and fitted all the cars with warp drives to make them go just short of the speed of light. In a race like this though, there are no winners...

This guy's got some skills! He can catch a hacky sack without looking.. in his ass. - LOL

Quite possibly the greatest and most useful video you will ever see. John McAfee, the software's inventor, talks you through this one, so don't bother emailing him ever again - Even though it's impossible to remove.

You've heard of a boy named Sue, well this is a chimp named Sue, and it's attacking a squad car. Maybe because it's a boy chimp and it's angry at its stupid name?

Recently a woman named Cherries Waffles Tennis was arrested. So in her honor Jimmy Kimmel looked over some other people that have been arrested who have equally ridiculous names.

I can almost guarantee that you will never see this type of shot on the pro-circuit, which is a shame because it's amazing - This happens when you drink 9 shots of polish vodka and play golf.

This girl's got it all.. A nice body, a bubble bath, and a LOT of rubber duckies - wtf???

The Barely Political and The Impression Guys’ Ross Marquand run through a whole galaxy’s worth of impressions. From Han Solo to Jar Jar to characters you didn’t even know were in the Star Wars universe.

They seem all cuddly & chubby, but this is what Pandas are capable of. Despite ‘Panda’ food looking nothing if not a bit dodgy, you’d definitely go for it if you were faced with 5 foot of fur and muscle.

For all the singletons out there, don't fear, you're match is out there. Someone who will match your horrible personality cuss for cuss so you don't have to live alone being all bitter and hateful. You can share the hate.