Easter Earthquake Surprise

A home video of an Easter celebration catches the 7.2 magnitude earthquake from Baja California that shook homes across the southwest last Sunday. Absolutely perfect timing and, thankfully, no one was hurt!

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

Fun.’s “We Are Young” caught the minds of some people, but those lyrics don’t resonate for the oldies whose years are beyond 30. To fix this singer-songwriters Tommy Fields and Nikki Boyer created this version.

Even in Star Trek, the green guy is the awesome one, the blue guy is the smart one, and the yellow guy is the asian one. Go figure.

Sometimes the ability of cats just blows your mind, take this little kitty for example, attempting to leap onto this shelf. It sizes it all up and is poised to make this epic jump and off he goes Go cat, go!....WAIT!?

It must be a hard life being pro surfer Alana Blanchard, hanging around by the beach, splashing about in the water, going swimming with sharks. And all we can do is watch her and her friend enjoy themselves.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.

Duct tape. It's EVEN MORE useful than you first thought. Not only can it be used to repai absolutely anything in just one or two strips, used for clothing and good for collecting lint, you can also open jars!

There are some things that, as a parent, it's very hard to hear. Hearing that you daughter doesn't like you and her friends mock you, just because of your weight is tough. This guy has a good coping mechanism though.

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.