Dwarfed Punk

Dreams can come true, especially in fairy tales. Kinda! - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves get down to Daft Punk's Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, it's like poetry in motion...GENIUS!!!

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

Try not to get too excited that this might be unofficial footage from the new Transformers film, as it will only lead to disappointment. It's more like the fight FAIL version of Number 5 from Short Circuit!

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Looks like someone missed their plane & decided to travel in their car instead? The flight is no-frills, but at least she doesn't charge fifty bucks to bring your suitcase.

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

America's rednecks: They try so hard to move forward, but keep getting hurt by their backward ways.

Take 22 Beatles songs and put them in a blender that looks like a human being, i.e. this guy — and the result is a little mashup medley to keep your toes-a-tapping and your head-a-bobbing.

It's a great little illusion and if you're looking for something to totally freak out the trick or treaters next year you could probably do a lot worse than this, that's if you can figure out how it's done...

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.

Getting married & need to cater for 50 guests but can't be bothered? Well, help is at hand, with this handy bit of advice you can feed 50 hungry mouths in just 3 minutes. Just make sure the future wife is there to clean up.