Ashley + Amber = Heaven

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.

That's odd.... Viagra has never once mentioned "embarrassing dance moves" among its side-effects.

Looks like the celebs and residents of London crossed over to the dark side last & meddled in the dark arts. There was not a dry eye (or glass) at the event as they gathered to honour the great man behind the pint, Arthur Guinness. Cheers!

If you saw this guy in the street playing an awesome rendition of the Star Wars Theme with his one man band, then you'd just have to throw some money his way, it would be a total crime not to.

If you work from home then one of your daily tasks, probably the hardest one, is fighting off your cat who is a constant distraction, trying to sit on your lap, your laptop, your head, your arm, your ear, you get the idea.

In a city environment, you’re guaranteed to have some unwanted guests from the animal kingdom. Beasties like rats, pigeons, foxes, badgers, but it’s not every day that wolves start rocking up in your neighborhood. WTF!?!

Moving like Jabba may not win you any more chicks than moving like Jagger, but if you're really making moves like Jabba, you've got chicks chained up at your feet anyway.

Nothing to see here, just President Barack Obama going for a casual stroll across Times Square with his entourage in tow. Well, not the actual president but a fake one—but that doesn’t stop the crowds from coming out en-masse.

At first glance it looks like this guy has just filled himself up with synthol to the point where he looks like a big wobbly waterbomb. on closer inspection though, it actually looks like muscle. Either way, dude is a freak.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.